Trump warns that dumping Roy Moore could start dangerous trend of believing women

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    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Breaking his silence on Alabama’s embattled Republican nominee for the U.S. Senate, Donald Trump warned on Wednesday that dumping Roy Moore could start a “dangerous trend” of believing women.

    “I think we need to be very, very careful here,” Trump told reporters. “This is not just about Roy Moore. This is about our country deciding that we are going to start believing women, something that we have never done before.

    “This is a very dangerous road we’re heading down,” he said.

    Trump cautioned that, if instituted, a new practice of believing women would “totally destroy” the system that the country already has in place. “For years we’ve had a system of believing men,” he said. “It’s worked very well. It’s done a great job.”

    He said that he was considering a number of measures to stem the tide of women’s credibility, including an executive order banning women from giving believable accounts to the press. “That’s something we’re looking into,” he indicated.

    Trump painted a doomsday scenario of what might happen if the “very bad trend” of believing women gained traction in the country. “If people believe Roy Moore’s five accusers, what happens to a man who has, say, about twenty accusers?” he asked. “I don’t like where this is going.”​

    Trump Warns That Dumping Roy Moore Could Start Dangerous Trend of Believing Women
     
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    seems to me that if women want to be believed that they ought to act as ADULT Women and come forward to cops , courts when assaults of any kind happen. He11 , these woman act as widdle kids and ask for special treatment . And young 'girls' like 14 year olds oughta tell their parents and their parents / guardians should act . .
     
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    The difference is the Borowitz article is humor-satire. It's just kidding.

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