TomKitten

[GotZoom]

Couldn't even name his daughter a normal, American name?

to the nth degree.

 

[dilloduck]

Couldn't even name his daughter a normal, American name?

to the nth degree.

LOL you expected any normalcy from him?

 

[Nienna]

Was that really the baby's name, or was that just something the media was calling it?

 

[dilloduck]

Was that really the baby's name, or was that just something the media was calling it?

As far as I can tell it's the real name----course things change rapidly in the land of glitter.

 

[GotZoom]

Media is saying TomKitten.

Real name is Suri.

It means "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Farsi.

It also means "pickpocket" in Japanese.

 

[dilloduck]

Media is saying TomKitten.

Real name is Suri.

It means "princess" in Hebrew and "red rose" in Farsi.

It also means "pickpocket" in Japanese.

Silly me---I thought YOU were saying her real name was Tomkitten LOL

I wonder if she has a fringe on top?

 

[Nienna]

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.
Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown,
The dashboard's genuine leather,
With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down,
In case there's a change in the weather.
Two bright sidelight's winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinkin'
You c'n keep your rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
When we hit that road, hell fer leather,
Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather,
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover,
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over:
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever and ud never stop
In that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!
I can see the stars gettin' blurry,
When we drive back home in the surrey,
Drivin' slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top!
I can feel the day gettin' older,
Feel a sleepy head on my shoulder,
Noddin', droopin' close to my shoulder, till it falls kerplop!
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill;
The moon is takin' a header,
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still,
A lark'll wake up in the medder.
Hush, you bird, my baby's a-sleepin'!
Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin'
Whoa! you team, and jist keep a-creepin' at a slow clip clop.
Don't you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on the top!

 

[dilloduck]

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.
Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown,
The dashboard's genuine leather,
With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down,
In case there's a change in the weather.
Two bright sidelight's winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinkin'
You c'n keep your rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!
All the world'll fly in a flurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
When we hit that road, hell fer leather,
Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather,
Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop!
The wind'll whistle as we rattle along,
The cows'll moo in the clover,
The river will ripple out a whispered song,
And whisper it over and over:
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever?
Don't you wisht y'd go on forever and ud never stop
In that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top!
I can see the stars gettin' blurry,
When we drive back home in the surrey,
Drivin' slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top!
I can feel the day gettin' older,
Feel a sleepy head on my shoulder,
Noddin', droopin' close to my shoulder, till it falls kerplop!
The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill;
The moon is takin' a header,
And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still,
A lark'll wake up in the medder.
Hush, you bird, my baby's a-sleepin'!
Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin'
Whoa! you team, and jist keep a-creepin' at a slow clip clop.
Don't you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on the top!

LOL

 

[Nienna]

That song reminds me of the scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan is singing really off-key in a karaoke microphone. I have a soft spot in my heart for people who sing off-key.

 

[Abbey Normal]

The child's name is Suri, which translates loosely to:

"She who has slim chance of growing up sane"

 

[jillian]

The child's name is Suri, which translates loosely to:

"She who has slim chance of growing up sane"

Heh! Probably true. But the name is nice... as Zoom said, Suri means "princess" in Hebrew. It also means "red rose" in Persian (I don't know if that's the same as farsi).

 

[Lefty Wilbury]

who knew the antichrist's baby would be a girl?

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Rosemary Woodhouse: I dreamed someone was raping me. I think it was someone inhuman.

Guy Woodhouse: Thanks a lot.

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Minnie Castevet: He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!

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Rosemary Woodhouse: Oh, God!

Roman Castevet: God is dead! Satan lives!

 

[dmp]

That song reminds me of the scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where Meg Ryan is singing really off-key in a karaoke microphone. I have a soft spot in my heart for people who sing off-key.

I believe you and I would get along great, toots.

 

[Dan]

I believe you and I would get along great, toots.

I think Darin deserves some recognition for being the first guy to refer to a woman as 'toots' in at least fifty years. Except maybe for Andrew Dice Clay.

 

[dmp]

I think Darin deserves some recognition for being the first guy to refer to a woman as 'toots' in at least fifty years. Except maybe for Andrew Dice Clay.

 

[misterblu]

I believe you and I would get along great, toots.

Hehe... and I have the videographic proof! :alco:

 

[Adam's Apple]

Did anyone happen to catch MSNBC's announcement of TomKitten's birth? It was hilarious. They had the "We interrupt this program to bring you the following special report" lead-in, with Keith Olberman as the commentator.

What is even funnier is that Brooke Shields had a baby girl on the same day in the same hospital. I wonder if Tom will drop in to visit her and give her a lecture in person?