Today, Oct. 7th, the world will end

Damn! I woke up dead this morning and it feels exactly the same as when i was alive! One would think that, at least your chronic back pain would be gone!
 
Looks like we dodged a bullet again.
Is the baby jesus a no show , Again?

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....and I just wasted $10 on a flu shot!


Doomsday revision predicts we won't make it to Thursday


Question. Should I cancel tomorrow's meeting with my financial advisor, or just send all my money to Pat Robertson, or somebody?

"Isn't there anything we can do?"

"No, nothing."

"Should we lie down and stick a paper bag over our head or something?"

"Yes. If you like."

"Oh will that help?"

"No."

- "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" :)
 

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