*Time To Pick A Vice MITT*!!!!

[007]

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

"How about Mitt Romney? Now there's a guy who looks like you would see his picture on a package of men's briefs." –David Letterman

 

[Old Rocks]

Romney could pick Dippy the Dirty Dicked Degenerate for a VP and he'd still beat obama and his fucking moron clown biden.

You leftist commies can kiss your boi king messiah goodbye in November. He's pissed off just about every major voting block in America so far. His donors have dried up, the enthusiasm is gone, turn him over, he's done. Mmm b'bye.

There's no one left supporting obama but retards, idiots and hard core socialists.

My, the degree of intellect in this post is truly amazing

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Romney could pick Dippy the Dirty Dicked Degenerate for a VP and he'd still beat obama and his fucking moron clown biden.

You leftist commies can kiss your boi king messiah goodbye in November. He's pissed off just about every major voting block in America so far. His donors have dried up, the enthusiasm is gone, turn him over, he's done. Mmm b'bye.

There's no one left supporting obama but retards, idiots and hard core socialists.

My, the degree of intellect in this post is truly amazing

"Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions." –David Letterman

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

its such a hard choice, how do you choose between Daniels,Portman,Ryan and Rubio?

Really easy.

Daniels has said he wants no part of it and has been openly critical of Romney's oilyness. So he's out.

Ryan is poison with old people. He's out.

Rubio has said he doesn't want it. Not to mention he has a record of being less than honest about things. He's out.

That leaves Portman, a guy who is duller than Romney and won't upstage him.

Not that it matters. A Romney-Whoever ticket is still going to have Romney on it, and I won't vote for it.

Despite your hopes Daniels endorsed Romney.

 

[konradv]

Vice?!?! I thought Mitt wasn't one of THOSE guys!!!

 

[007]

Romney could pick Dippy the Dirty Dicked Degenerate for a VP and he'd still beat obama and his fucking moron clown biden.

You leftist commies can kiss your boi king messiah goodbye in November. He's pissed off just about every major voting block in America so far. His donors have dried up, the enthusiasm is gone, turn him over, he's done. Mmm b'bye.

There's no one left supporting obama but retards, idiots and hard core socialists.

My, the degree of intellect in this post is truly amazing

Gotta dumb it down when talking to morons... if the shoe fits, wear it, shit for brains.

 

[RightWingFerret]

Mitt Romeys anticipation of VP choice is almost as exiting as Who Shot JR. ( i dont recall that, was it Elmer Fudd or Dick Cheney?)

 

[g5000]

It is going to be pretty difficult to top Sarah Palin.

Kelly Ripa, maybe.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck?

We have to be sure that if Romney's heart stops beating, we have someone with at least seven pounds of brain damage as backup. We have to send a clear message that even our dumbest conservative broads are better at running the country than Obama. That will put a stop to this "war on women" crap.

 

[g5000]

We also need a catchphrase to attach to the GOP VP candidate. Something short and sweet, without worrying if it is actually accurate. Like "death panels".

A phrase that conjures up 20 million wetbacks voting without IDs to re-elect a guy who was born in Kenya under a star and crescent whose goal is to turn us all into communists.

Any ideas for this catchphrase are welcome. Just make sure it does not require more than a ten second attention span.

Also, we need to write the VP candidate's convention speech for him/her. Something sexy.

This is no time for intellectual heavyweight smarty-pantsitis.

 

[RightWingFerret]

The RP Ticket Romney/Portman ????

 

[g5000]

Mitt just called. He has a gigantic youth gap and wants to close it, so a campaign staffer has photoshopped a picture of Romney with a doobie in his mouth in his college days. He is wondering when the best time to "leak" it is.

 

[g5000]

The RP Ticket Romney/Portman ????

Natalie.

Yeah. Perfect!

 

[Valerie]

Mitt just called. He has a gigantic youth gap and wants to close it, so a campaign staffer has photoshopped a picture of Romney with a doobie in his mouth in his college days. He is wondering when the best time to "leak" it is.

I was thinking yeeeah, Mitt could really use a "vice" so he seems more human.

 

[LibertyForAll]

He should probably win before he asks someone.

 

[konradv]

We also need a catchphrase to attach to the GOP VP candidate. Something short and sweet, without worrying if it is actually accurate. Like "death panels".

A phrase that conjures up 20 million wetbacks voting without IDs to re-elect a guy who was born in Kenya under a star and crescent whose goal is to turn us all into communists.

Any ideas for this catchphrase are welcome. Just make sure it does not require more than a ten second attention span.

Also, we need to write the VP candidate's convention speech for him/her. Something sexy.

This is no time for intellectual heavyweight smarty-pantsitis.

Four More Fears?

Too smartypants?

 

[Avatar4321]

There is no need to do it now. In fact, lots of reason not to.

Mitt's still getting attention from the primary. Once he officially gets the delegate count, the media will try to ignore him. That's the stuff to start drawing them out in a VP pick, building momentum up to the election. He picks one now, the media will ignore him for the next 6 months

 

[amrchaos]

{SARCASM}


Whomever Mitt picks, it should be a politician with some executive experience, but does not rival his own.

Mitt should pick someone that pulls Democrats to his side--understands lib-speak!

Also, someone that has nothing to do for the next four years because he or she will be out of a job.

I know!!

Romney should pick Barack Hussein Obama since Obama meets all the criteria from above!!

OH wait--that would chase away the conservative vote. Damn!!

 

[RightWingFerret]

he should pick one by early july to give both of them 4 months to campaign in all those swing states. I wonder if John Thune is on the list?

 

[hjmick]

Wonder if he'll pick Pride...

Maybe Lust...