Three Scariest Military Sayings

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    All my former military buddies on here will sympathize with these:



    The Three Scariest Phrases in the Military

    1. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."

    2. A Major saying, "You know, I was just thinking..."

    3. An NCO saying, "Hey, watch this..."
     
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    amen :clap: :clap: :laugh:
     
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    4. a COL saying "...having said that....."

    :eek:

    :)
     
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    bump
     
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    A Drill SGT saying...
    "we're going to have a party tomorrow..."
     
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    An NCO saying
    "maybe we should listen to the 2LT"
     
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    An academy detailer saying, well, pretty much anything. Those guys are so full of rage all the time that they could say "pink, fuzzy, bunny slippers" with no context and you would still crap your pants.
     
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    That dmp guy is right on EVERYTHING. :)

    Always. :)
     
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    Is that why he has -2 rep?
     
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    In 30 years of military living, I dont recall that ever being said by an NCO...without it being followed by ..."and then we can hang the f**ker!"
     

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