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    <center><h1><a href=http://www.dailystar.com/dailystar/accent/77581.php>Paris Hilton announces engagement to shipping heir, also named Paris</a></h1></center>

    Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis...What will they be then? Parisienes...? Parisees...? Parisites...? The announced engagement will be followed by their divorce decree sometime next year.

    One can only hope they don't breed...there are already far too many vapid, spoiled, wealthy brats using up perfectly good carbon as it is.
     
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