Things not to say to one's wife....

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    "...you look great in that swimsuit - and to think people say women with huge asses can't be sexy..."

    (sigh).

    Any others?
     
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    She says, "Does my butt look big in this?"

    He says, "Define big."
     
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    How about...

    "No, I never DATED her... we just fooled around some."

    "Have you lost some weight honey?"

    "Are you sure you don't care that I go out tonight?"

    "It tastes good honey, but my mom makes it better."

    {when asked if you've been with over 20 women}
    "Do blowjobs count?"
     
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    Coolest Product EVER. I'm definately going to get some for my daughter.

    :)

    when she's older.
     
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    If yer smart, you learn to just GRUNT early on and never really say anything. Otherwise it's :bangheads .
     
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    My wife has learned to translate any wordless grunt into something insulting....

    Just remain SILENT!
     
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    That works...somethimes...Tell they say, "well what do ya think"? Or something like that...We MUST mix an match!
     
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    you know... i just say what i am thinking and deal with what comes back....oh she doesn't ask me my opinion anymore...so it is all sorted now
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I do the same..Just can't help it..No PC here. :rotflmao:
     

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