Things I don't understand about girls

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    This answers a lot of questions...


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usT9C04Foc&feature=b-mv]Things I Don't Understand About Girls - YouTube[/ame]


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuTcLJybqLM&feature=relmfu]Things Boys Don't Understand - YouTube[/ame]


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X2dh6eR6Tg&feature=relmfu]Things Girls Don't Understand About Boys - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtuJAs7hSaA&feature=relmfu]Things Boys Don't Understand Part 2 - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Nobody can understand girlS.


    If you're very lucky and you try really really hard you might one day ALMOST understand A GIRL.

    But don't count on that happening, either.


    Given that most of us bearly understand ourselves, understanding any other person, let ALONG understanding an entire GENDER, is pretty much impossible.
     
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    It's a girl presenting the video! How can I understand her?
     
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    I'm a right-winger with a teeny weenie. I have no use for girls.
     
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    I realize she's a hot chick, and probably the reason you posted the video. But guys should NEVER take relationship advice from women. Plus women who swear all the time shouldn't be taken seriously anyway. I couldn't get past 1:30 in any of the videos.

    All guys need to understand about women is they want a guy:

    1. With a steady Job.
    2. Home owner (So they can nest).
    3. Not a druggy or alky.
    4. Won't beat them.
    5. Independent.
    6. Doesn't go to women for relationship advice.

    Notice that "good looks" is not listed.

    If a guy is all the above he'll have the pick of the litter. Plus she will teach you how to f*ck her. Guaranteed.
     
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    I agree that most of her questions I wouldn't care to ask, but I have had many occasions when I asked my buddy,
    "What's fuckin' takin' them so long to get ready?"
     
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    The difference between a man and a woman, is:
    • women want one man to take care of their every want and need
    • men want all women to take care of their one want and need
    Have you ever been in that situation where they ask you, "Honey, what do you wanna do tonight, BE HONEST!" This is a trick question. Because they don't want an honest answer, they want a correct one. My "honest" answer would be, "I just wanna bang you, then go shoot pool with my buddy's". But the one we always give is, "Oh, I don't care, whatever you wanna do".
     
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    I think I can help. If they say you have a small one, you agree with them...

    ..."You're right honey, I do have a small one! That's why you're not going to mind it, when I shove it up your ass!"...

    ...all of a sudden, you're big again!
     
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    This girl is pretty good!


    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxyJoxtCjMo&feature=relmfu]Things Guys Lie About - YouTube[/ame]
     

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