The Why I Would Vote For Joe Biden Thread

[toobfreak]

Why I would vote for Joe Biden:





























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[toobfreak]

What about Joe convinces me he'd make a good leader:































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[toobfreak]

Why Joe Biden will settle the global issues racking the planet:




























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[Moonglow]

So far I'd say we'd do okay leaderless also. Look at the clown in the White House.

 

[toobfreak]

What makes Joe Biden a trustful figure for moral and ethical leadership our people can look up to and admire:



























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[toobfreak]

Joe's plan for uniting and rallying the nation:





























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[toobfreak]

What I expect Joe will accomplish for the USA after 4 or 8 years in the office:

1. A better understanding and appreciation of geriatric issues.
2. A deeper respect for the senile and demented.
3. A big boost for the funeral industry.
4. A whole lot of weeping and gnashing by the left.

 

[Michelle420]

Why I would vote for Joe Biden:





























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I would vote for Joe Biden if I were mentally gone like him and unable to distinguish reality.

 

[Muhammed]

Hillary Clinton has brain damage. And we know Joe Biden also has brain damage. We know this because of their medical records.

Why is the DNC running brain damaged candidates for president?

 

[The Irish Ram]

I would vote for Joe Biden....after I fell out of a tree onto my head and suffered severe brain damage.

 

[toobfreak]

Hillary Clinton has brain damage. And we know Joe Biden also has brain damage. We know this because of their medical records.

Why is the DNC running brain damaged candidates for president?

Maybe if we sew Joe and Hillary's damaged brains together, we can make one good really smart one!

 

[JGalt]

Hillary Clinton has brain damage. And we know Joe Biden also has brain damage. We know this because of their medical records.

Why is the DNC running brain damaged candidates for president?

Because their supporters are brain damaged. The DNC doesn't want to scare them away by running a normal, functioning candidate.

 

[JGalt]

Actually, I would vote for Biden, myself. But only on one condition:




























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[Muhammed]

Hillary Clinton has brain damage. And we know Joe Biden also has brain damage. We know this because of their medical records.

Why is the DNC running brain damaged candidates for president?

Maybe if we sew Joe and Hillary's damaged brains together, we can make one good really smart one!

It wouldn't work.

Although their respective brain damage is due to different causes, the damage overlaps is some parts of the brain.

Hillary's brain damage is likely due to several decades of severe alcohol abuse. And concussions associated with that. Her type of brain damage profoundly affects the cerebellum, which controls the body's motor functions. That's why she falls down a lot.

Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome

Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome is a neurological disorder caused by the lack of thiamine (vitamin B1). The disorder includes Wernicke encephalopathy and Korsakoff amnesic syndrome which are different stages of the same disease (Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome).

www.ninds.nih.gov

Joe abstains from alcohol, so his loss of motor function is not nearly as profound as Hillary's. His brain damage is due to cerebrovascular disease, not alcohol abuse. He has undergone emergency brain surgery twice because of his condition. And when a blood vessel in his eyeball burst recently without any sort of trauma such as a hard cough or a sneeze, it indicated that he still regularly suffers from blood vessels bursting in his head to this day (aka ministrokes).

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vascular-dementia/symptoms-causes/syc-20378793

However, as I said, the brain damage overlaps. Some parts of their respective brains are damaged in the same regions. Between the two, there's not enough good parts left to make a wholly functional brain.

 

[asaratis]

So far, I think Mayor Lori "Airhead" Lightfoot of Chicago takes the cake.

Lori Lightfoot: 'Too Many Illegal Guns on Our Street,' We Need Biden in WH

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot (D) on Tuesday blamed President Donald Trump for her city's ongoing gun violence.

www.breitbart.com

Does this dimwit liberal realize that Chicago has THE most stringent gun possession laws in the United States? Does she realize that NON-ENFORCEMENT of these laws (by her own police department) contributes to the violence and murder in her city that involves the use of illegal guns? Does she realize that Joe Biden can do jack shit about enforcing her laws?

Like all dimwit liberals that think criminals will automatically obey federal laws aimed at confiscation of guns?

...and of course, the violence in Chicago is all Trump's fault.

This makes me wonder: How stupid can one liberal get?

 

[Pappadave1]

Why I would vote for Joe Biden:





























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Because all 330 million others were disqualified?

 

[toobfreak]

Because all 330 million others were disqualified?

Joe is qualified for something that no one else in the country is? Wow. I want to hear what that could possibly be besides testing a new treatment for senility, and if so, why he didn't run four years ago, 8 or 12 years ago and why you didn't vote for him then!

 

[Pappadave1]

Because all 330 million others were disqualified?

Joe is qualified for something that no one else in the country is? Wow. I want to hear what that could possibly be besides testing a new treatment for senility, and if so, why he didn't run four years ago, 8 or 12 years ago and why you didn't vote for him then!

Not at all. I meant that the ONLY reason I might vote for Biden is if nobody else was eligible and even then I'd have to hold my nose doing so.

 

[miketx]

I'd vote for Joe if he put all muslims on pikes.