The Whine Thread!

[Kat]

For EZ

 

[Kat]

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Kat]

Now I have a headache.

 

[Ringel05]

Now I have a headache.

Here, this should help.....

 

[Jeremy]

Now I have a headache.

You seem to have a lot of headaches lately Kat. Do I smell funny?

 

[Kat]

Now I have a headache.

You seem to have a lot of headaches lately Kat. Do I smell funny?

Of course not! You're too sweet for that. It's just me.

 

[random3434]

Sweet Carol Whine



da da da............................

 

[Colin]

I am disgusted to find that cornjob is not disgusted with me.

Fuck that!

That's CornHogwash!

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Why can't I get a simple SQL query to work in Oracle?

 

[Jeremy]

Why can I never get a "whoop whoop" ?

 

[Colin]

 

[Colin]

A true whiner

At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas can the monk speak, and then only two words, and only to the head monk.

On his first Christmas there, Brother Thomas is allowed to speak and he says, "More Blankets" Silence ensues for 365 days.

The next Christmas, Brother Thomas speaks to the head monk again, and says "More Food".

Once again, silence for 366 days (it's leap year). The following Christmas, Brother Thomas speaks to the head monk and says, "I'm leaving."

The head monk responded "Good, you've done nothing but bitch since you've got here.

 

[Kat]

 

[Baruch Menachem]

the zipper on my backpack failed as I was walking up the stairs to the lab. and my laptop went

bumpity
bumpity
clatter
clatter

bang

down
the
whole
flight
and slithered across the concrete floor at the bottom.

 

[Kat]

the zipper on my backpack failed as I was walking up the stairs to the lab. and my laptop went

bumpity
bumpity
clatter
clatter

bang

down
the
whole
flight
and slithered across the concrete floor at the bottom.

uh ohh
Is it okay?

 

[Kat]

I can rep again! Now how many do I get?


On to my next whine...umm...oh yeah, still have a bit of a headache..boo.

 

[SFC Ollie]

My Toe Hurts

Is there cheese available with the wine?

 

[random3434]

I need a nap so I can stay up and watch the whole game tonight.


Is that a whine?



Shall I drink some wine?


Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wine you would be.

 

[Jeremy]

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin'...

Joy to the world!!!
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[Kat]

I need a nap so I can stay up and watch the whole game tonight.


Is that a whine?



Shall I drink some wine?


Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wine you would be.

LOL! I must spread it around before I can rep you.

Yes to a nap...yes yes!

Oh...my whine? That freaking song is in my head now.


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