The wedding ceremony

[miketx]

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister.



The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.



The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.



Chaos ensued.



The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.



Then the groom's mother fainted.



The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.



The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"



There was absolute silence in the church.



The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."







And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.

 

[Cellblock2429]

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister.



The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.



The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.



Chaos ensued.



The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.



Then the groom's mother fainted.



The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.



The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"



There was absolute silence in the church.



The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."







And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.

/----/ 53,000,000 Libtards will always believe the Groom fathered the child.

 

[KateG5]

There are many reasons why a couple will choose a civil ceremony over a church wedding. They may be divorced or they may not be very religious or have different faiths and would rather focus their day on the celebration and not on the actual act of getting married.

 

[Hossfly]

There are many reasons why a couple will choose a civil ceremony over a church wedding. They may be divorced or they may not be very religious or have different faiths and would rather focus their day on the celebration and not on the actual act of getting married.

.......Or, the groom could have a 12 gauge shotgun in his back. That wouldn't bode well in a church.

 

[Lysistrata]

Why not have a free and open discussion of people who have children and then want to get on with their lives with absolutely no thought for the offspring that they have already created? Any wedding ceremony that takes place should include the children of the bride and of the groom being brought to the altar.

 

[Blackrook]

My four-year-old daughter was a flower girl at my wedding. Wasn't any trouble because her mother was the bride.

 

[BULLDOG]

My four-year-old daughter was a flower girl at my wedding. Wasn't any trouble because her mother was the bride.

I'm sure you were a beautiful bride.

 

[Marion Morrison]

There are many reasons why a couple will choose a civil ceremony over a church wedding. They may be divorced or they may not be very religious or have different faiths and would rather focus their day on the celebration and not on the actual act of getting married.

.......Or, the groom could have a 12 gauge shotgun in his back. That wouldn't bode well in a church.

That's only in Appalachia.