The Time My Wife Left Me

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    Once my wife left me, (I can't say without justification, indeed the wonder of my life is that she stays) and I drove off and got drunker than, well drunker than I was before she told me.

    I went to the lake and boozed down my brain and breaking heart as fast as I think a man possibly can.

    And I listened to this song over and over until I passed out.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJTiXoMCppw[/ame]

    When I woke up I was on the beach, and a ducks waddled up to me, one male, one female, and they said "go home."

    And I did.

    And my wife was there waiting for me.

    Never tell me there are no miracles in this world.
     
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    OMG, another Leonard Cohen freak.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_PIadFsvDk"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_PIadFsvDk[/ame]
     
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    Speaks to my soul every time.
     
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    I think this one is my fav, but I love all his songs.....

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0j14GrB-u8"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0j14GrB-u8[/ame]
     
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    "You loose your grip, and then you slip, into the masterpiece."

    The man should be taught in literature.

    That is if we really want to teach.
     
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    "How To Seduce A Smart Lady In Ten Easy Lessons".
     
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    Dam, you are onto me!!!!
     
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    I have Hallelujah by 10 different singers..lol.

    This is my fave Leonard Cohen poem/song, although I do have all of his and "In My Secret Life" used to be my fave, but this is the one I have liked best since I first heard of him in 2002. Madeline, I do also very much like A Thousand Kisses Deep.
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndjCPX2RnGg[/ame]
     
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    You shouldn't test your luck too much with regard to wonders, don't give her any justification to leave you.
    Your words already show, that you care for your wife. I don't know what you've done, and a message board is probably anyway not the right audience to talk about such private things, but let's all hope you do not repeat that error of which you said gave justification to her to leave you.

    As she waited for you in the morning, did you make up with her immediately and apologized?
     
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    No, I just kissed her deeply and then fucked her madly.
     

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