The Ticket

Discussion in 'Humor' started by janeeng, Feb 11, 2004.

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    I gotta try this one! :D

    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
    minutes. When I came out there was a dam cop writing out a parking ticket.

    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
    break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    So I called him a pencil-d*cked nazi. He glared at me and started writing
    another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse
    sh*t.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
    minutes....the more I abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a sh*t.

    My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
    It's important at my age.
     
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    Oh man thats cold.....I cant wait to try it.:clap1:
     
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    I'd say, but pretty funny!
     
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    Oh..BOY!!! a new past-time...wonder where williams car is???:laugh:
     

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