The Pickle Slicer

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    There once was this man who worked in a pickle factory, who had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and he couldn't stand it, he decided to seek professional help for this odd infatuation of his. He spends a few months with the shrink, and the doc finally gives up and tells the man that his desire is so powerful to put his penis in the pickle slicer, that the only way to get over it was to do it. The man gladly agrees and says he will do it the next day at work....

    The next day he comes home from work about 11:00am. His wife is very worried and asks what happened. He explains to her for the first time this long time desire he has had to put his dick in the pickle slicer. And then explains that he couldn't take it anymore and today he did it and got fired. She gasps and runs over to him, yanks down his pants and briefs, only to see his member perfectly normal and intact. She looks back up and says I don't understand.... what happened to the pickle slicer?

    - "I think she got fired too...."
     
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    Good one. lmao! Thanks for the chuckles.
     
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    Chuckles. What a great brand name that would make. I can see it now: Chuckles Pickles... a breath of fresh air.
     
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    I told this as an extended story at work, it worked nicely.
     

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