The most handsome person in USMB history

[Phoenix]

I think this chick is handsome

You know that calling a chick "handsome" usually means she has a face like a horse, right?

But - Liv Tyler is a very attractive woman. More so because she doesn't look like a fence rail to be society's ideal of pretty/beautiful/model.

 

[Paulie]

I was WAY more handsome at that age.

All we have is Luissa's word that you're handsome now, so why should we believe you?

Cause I'm a playaaaaaaaa!

And the sad thing is I actually know who that kid is.

 

[Phoenix]

I think I'm being framed for something I did not do... I'm as pure as the wind driven snow.

Uh huh. You forget that I know what the wind-driven snow looks like in the Land of Lincoln, sweetheart.

 

[Phoenix]

Cause I'm a playaaaaaaaa!

And the sad thing is I actually know who that kid is.

Hey! The SpeedRacer movie was cool.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I think I'm being framed for something I did not do... I'm as pure as the wind driven snow.

Uh huh. You forget that I know what the wind-driven snow looks like in the Land of Lincoln, sweetheart.

I've never in my life said anything that wasn't true or at least should have been true.

 

[Paulie]

Cause I'm a playaaaaaaaa!

And the sad thing is I actually know who that kid is.

Hey! The SpeedRacer movie was cool.

Oh, I don't know him from that. He plays a little mini Italian mob goon that wears the Adidas warm up suit in Wizards of Waverly Place.

I have a 6 year old daughter so I'm allowed to know that.

 

[Phoenix]

Oh, I don't know him from that. He plays a little mini Italian mob goon that wears the Adidas warm up suit in Wizards of Waverly Place.

I have a 6 year old daughter so I'm allowed to know that.

Show her the SpeedRacer movie. It has really good effects and Trixie drives a race car, flies a helicopter - girl power.

 

[hortysir]

 

[xotoxi]

Echo sent me her picture and I...

JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

 

[random3434]

Tom Brady and xotoxi:

 

[xotoxi]

Big Black Dog,

I wouldn't mind being black if I could have abs like that!!!

But then you couldn't be friends with William Joyce or Tank. That would be sad.

 

[xotoxi]

Paulie is hotter than that.

When I googled "Paulie", it was either that guy or a much older Italian mobster-type. I went with the youngster. But if you'd like, you can prove that he's hotter than the pic I posted.

FUGEDDABOUDID!!!

 

[random3434]

Who is this hottie?

 

[Luissa]

Who is this hottie?

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Like I said.

 

[Luissa]

Paulie

Paulie is hotter than that.

Aw Lulu you my dawg!

I know you are from Jersey, but please tell me you don't dress like that.

 

[Article 15]

For the record I am really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.

 

[Luissa]

For the record I am really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.

pics, or it didn't happen.

 

[Luissa]

 

[Douger]

Bullshit.
Me.

 

[Article 15]

For the record I am really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.

pics, or it didn't happen.

You're gonna have to take my word for it.