The Mexican Housekeeper Asks For A Pay Increase. The woman of the house was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you, Senora." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so, Senora." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you, Senora." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did, Senora." Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed, Senora." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Senora... "The gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?"