~The Mexican Housekeeper~

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    The Mexican Housekeeper Asks For A Pay Increase.



    The woman of the house was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.



    She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"



    Maria: "Well, SeƱora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
    "The first is that I iron better than you, Senora."



    Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"



    Maria: "Jor huzban he say so, Senora."



    Wife: "Oh yeah?"



    Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you, Senora."



    Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"



    Maria: "Jor hozban did, Senora."



    Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"



    Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed, Senora."



    Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"



    Maria: "No Senora... "The gardener did."



    Wife: "So how much do you want?"
     
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    :clap2: Good one. I had to read the last part again to get the joke, but when I did, it was quite amusing.
     

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