~The Jewish Widow~

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  1. Dabs

    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    May 13, 2011
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    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing
    on a deserted beach in Bradenton, Florida. She looked up
    and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had
    walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and
    began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up
    a conversation with him. "How are you today?"

    "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

    "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he
    replied and turned back to his book.

    "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years
    ago and it is very lonely, she countered. "Do you live around
    here?" she asked.

    "Yes, I live over in Coral Springs, " he answered, and again
    he resumed reading.

    Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,
    "Do you like pussy cats?"

    With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her
    blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most
    passionate lovemaking of her life.

    When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
    asked the man, "How did you know that was what I

    The man replied: "How did you know my name was Katz?"

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