The Italian Lover

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    A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde.

    Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he made mad passionate love to her.

    After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So...you finish?"

    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

    Surprised, the young man reached for her and the sex resumed.

    This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The rooting ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?"

    And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."

    Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed sheets.

    The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"

    Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian".
     
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