The Honorable Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the III

[Bush92]

Today the right and honorable man of the great south land General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Thoid defended his honor against repeated attack's by his Yankee detractors. These Democratic scoundrels are as shady as Judas and as cold as Lucifer. Nothing of substance came out of the hearings today except that General Sessions did nothing wrong. The sovereign state of Alabama can be proud of their son. Mr. General sir, enjoy your mint juleps under the Magnolias this evening. May we all hope that this witch hunt will finally come to a close. But really...how did Sessions do today?

 

[Timmy]

Sessions is such a racist tool that even in the 80s he was considered too racists to be a fed judge !

 

[Gracie]

Whatever he is....he's got a cool name, lol.