The Facecloth !!

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    The Facecloth !! Catfish I was due for a smear with the doctor
    later in the week. Early one Morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am ..I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
    As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.
    I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, Looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said,'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking. After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
    bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'I told her to get another one from the cupboard... She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my Glitter saved inside it.' NEVER going back to that doctor ever.
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    roflmao!!!!
     
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    I don't get it.
     
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    I don't get it. The mother used the child's wash cloth to clean between her legs . But it was the Daughter wash cloth and it was full of glitter and when she went to see the doc her muff was covered in Glitter
     
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    Just goes to prove that all that glitters is not gold...
     

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