The drunk and the ballerina

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    A large fat ugly woman in a sleeveless summer dress walks into a bar, raises her arm, exposing a mass of black curly hair and says. "Which of you gentlemen is going to buy a lady a large whisky ?" Everyone in the bar finds something else to look at, so she lifts her arm again and repeats her question. A little drunk guy sitting at the bar says. "Same again please and serve the ballerina, pointing to the arm raiser. She toasts the drunk, downs it in one and goes through the same routine, arm up, "which of you etc.," The little drunk does the honours again. "Same again and one for the ballerina." This carries on most of the afternoon and eventually the barman says to the drunk. Look mate, I think that you're throwing you money away, buying her drinks all afternoon. Still, it's your choice, just tell me one thing though..why do you keep calling her the ballerina ?" The little drunk stares at him owlishly and then says. "You tell me if any other woman than a ballerina could lift her leg up over her head."
     
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    Maybe a gymnast.
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    Great piece of work.
     
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    A young beautiful brunett French girl goes into a bar and she is
    wearing this low cut black sleeveless dress.
    She sits down and waves her arm at the bartenter and says "Oh
    bartender" "May I have a scotch and soda please?!" (well we all know
    French girls don't shave)
    The regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the pretty
    ballerina's drink on my tab" so the bartender does.
    A little bit later The pretty girl waves her arm and says "Oh
    Bartender" "May I have another scotch and soda please"
    Again the regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the pretty
    ballerina's drink on my tab"
    and the bartender does.
    Well...this goes on a few more times and then the bartender goes over
    to the drunk and says
    "why are you buying this girl all these drinks and how do you know
    she's a ballerina?"
    The regular drunk says "well, I think she's a pretty more...
     

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