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Texas would be perfect for the Stepford wives.
Or Burkas like women are forced to wear in the ME?
I don't believe for one moment any such law will ever be passed in Texas.
You loons don't either, it's a narrative
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Texas would be perfect for the Stepford wives.
As with all good satire, it contains elements of the truth.You clowns are losing your shit over that court decision aren't ya? Fuckin demons.
Abbott is pretty stupid. His abortion law is going to make him deal with a whole lot of poor minority babies. Their mommas are going to be pissed and teach her kids Republicans are evil.What he writes is stupid and implausable
but libs think its real
I agree with you that abortion has killed far more future democrats than republicansAbbott is pretty stupid. His abortion law is going to make him deal with a whole lot of poor minority babies. Their mommas are going to be pissed and teach her kids Republicans are evil
Holy shit, don't give 'em any ideas.Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women
“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.www.newyorker.com
Indeed they do.How do you know whether these individuals are pro-choice or anti-choice? These are just models who are willing to pose in revealing outfits. They certainly are better looking than Texas men.
AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—A new bill moving swiftly through the Republican-controlled Texas legislature would institute a strict statewide dress code for women.Governor Greg Abbott, a vehement supporter of the bill, said that the dress code would benefit women because “it will give them one less thing to think about when they get up in the morning.”“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect that life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from the stress of having to choose what to wear,” Abbott said.Abbott summarized the new dress code, which bars women from wearing skirts above the knee, sleeveless blouses, and most varieties of pants.“Slacks are fine as long as they have cuffs,” he said. “However, if a woman is caught wearing jeans or dungarees, she will be sent home.”Abbott dismissed comparisons between the state’s proposed dress code and that imposed by the Taliban, which has required women to wear burqas. “We are strongly opposed to masks of any kind,” he said.
Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women
“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.www.newyorker.com
The Occidental Taliban's dress code can be quite peculiar.
If you find yourself in a retrogressive jurisdiction of the U.S. where women's rights have been revoked, dress appropriately.
What is de rigueur for observing the State kill a person in cold blood?
Fisherman's waders and tennis shoes!
Alabama prison officials examined female reporters’ clothing and tried to block a female reporter with AL.com from witnessing Thursday night’s execution of a death-row inmate, saying her skirt and shoes violated a prison dress code....Hrynkiw said she tried to lower her skirt at the hip in an attempt to comply with Betts, but that didn’t satisfy the prison official. In order to witness the execution for reporting purposes, she had to borrow a pair of Columbia PFG fisherman’s waders from a local television photographer. The fishing gear was deemed appropriate attire...
Following the change of clothes, Hrynkiw was told her open-toed heels also violated policy. She was told to put on closed-toe shoes, and put on tennis shoes she had in her car...
The female reporter for the Associated Press was also subjected to stand in front of the media center room and have her outfit scrutinized.
With an appalling sense of fashion.Holy cow. They really are the Texas Taliban.
In your religion they do their Allah-damned best to keep ugly women covered. I don't know that's that bad of an idea.Holy cow. They really are the Texas Taliban.
In your religion they do their Allah-damned best to keep ugly women covered. I don't know that's that bad of an idea.
I mean should women like Stacy Abrams be allowed to scare the hell out of people?
Be human ffs!
How do you know whether these individuals are pro-choice or anti-choice? These are just models who are willing to pose in revealing outfits. They certainly are better looking than Texas men.
Abbott is pretty stupid. His abortion law is going to make him deal with a whole lot of poor minority babies. Their mommas are going to be pissed and teach her kids Republicans are evil.
This is more like a “uniform” and many private and public schools have had it for decades. I don’t see a problem here. Other than degenerated Leftards want little 5 year old boys to dress up as girls and start using the girls restrooms and vice versa, as opposed to the school focusing on actual education.
AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—A new bill moving swiftly through the Republican-controlled Texas legislature would institute a strict statewide dress code for women.Governor Greg Abbott, a vehement supporter of the bill, said that the dress code would benefit women because “it will give them one less thing to think about when they get up in the morning.”“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect that life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from the stress of having to choose what to wear,” Abbott said.Abbott summarized the new dress code, which bars women from wearing skirts above the knee, sleeveless blouses, and most varieties of pants.“Slacks are fine as long as they have cuffs,” he said. “However, if a woman is caught wearing jeans or dungarees, she will be sent home.”Abbott dismissed comparisons between the state’s proposed dress code and that imposed by the Taliban, which has required women to wear burqas. “We are strongly opposed to masks of any kind,” he said.
Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women
“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.www.newyorker.com