Telling is out of the question.

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    Everyone has something. :dev3: Those that deny it are bullshitting themselves because N:eek:body talks about it, but there it is.

    The web site that disappears to screen-saver at the touch of a hot-key... :eusa_angel:

    The book you read only in bed. :eusa_naughty: The places your mind wanders at your own touch.​
    The bar you visit when given an night unaccounted for. :smoke: The intoxicant that's a :nono:


    Everyone has a secret something that turns them on and titillates their fancy. Everyone has their own 'porn' :tongue:


    What's your secret? What's your 'porn'?

    Me? Not only no, but HELL NO! - Mine remains a Secret ;)



    :eusa_think: Would you want to know your partners? :eusa_drool:



    :eusa_think: Would you want to know your mothers? :ack-1:



    :eusa_think: Would you want to know what Stacy's Mom's been thinkin'?
     
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    :eusa_shhh: ;) :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Good try Joe ! :lol:
     
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    OK dammit------I want to create a tramp stamp with puffy paint for some nice willing lady.
    There--I said it.

    Next !
     
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    As the title implies, my intent was not to get folks in our little community to confess their private world sins, merely to point out that no heart is pure.

    The opening thesis not so subtly calls out those who would say in public that they wouldn't change a thing if forced to live in a fish-bowl under 24-hour surveillance. I guarantee that I cherish my average privacy.

    I'm actually pleased that nobody took the bait. That says something about both the humanity and the honesty of USMB members.

    So..... How about the smooth and seemingly relevant insertion of the 80's pop hit "Stacy's Mom"? :eusa_think: I suppose the youngsters and some of the oldsters who aren't familiar with the title might think it some sort of MILF video, but that's all part of the threads hook, no?
     
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    Everybody's got a secret Sonny
    Something that they just can't face
    Some folks spend their whole lives trying to keep it
    They carry it with them every step that they take
    Till some day they just cut it loose
    Cut it loose or let it drag 'em down
    Where no one asks any questions
    Or looks too long in your face
    In the darkness on the edge of town


    -- darkness on the edge of town, bruce springsteen
     
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    I do believe that DADT applies for this thread.

    :eusa_angel:
     
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