Take the Urinal Etiquette Test

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    This test measures your "Urinal Etiquette". It's a test for guys, but I figured, "how hard could it be"? Well, I only got 25/60. :tng:

    See how you fare...

    http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php


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    Dang it, I missed my calling:


    40 out of 60

    Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting all those times you got hammered and were wandering around the streets yelling 'Look, I'm Blind Melon!' Yeah, that's right, we know.
     
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    60 out of 60


    We crown you U-man, Master of the Urinal and defender of the secrets of Castle Greystall. You should be proud of your urination knowledge, and rest easy in the fact that if nothing else, you can go to the bathroom with the best of them. Congratulations!


    Remember in the men's room it is also important and vital to follow these rules:

    **NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

    **Do not look another guy in the eyes, eyes cannot linger for longer than 1 second on any part of another guy. The only reason you should see them at all is to realize they are there so you won't bump into them.

    **Do not touch anybody other than yourself, at all. Touching the elbow is right out!

    **Do not sing.

    **NO Talking! (Just in case you might forget).
     
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    Boys are dumb.

    <b>30 out of 60

    Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.</b>
     
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    I got a 40/60.

    However...

    I take exception with 5).

    First of all, if you take stall #1 there is no chance of you being surrounded, you cannot say the same for either #3 or #4.

    Second, if you take stall #3, and you are a righty, which I am, you have room for your right elbow.

    I would never pick #4. Neither would any real man.

    As for the last question. Well the explanation for the correct answer says it all: If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for god's sake! ... use a doored stall.

    That wasn't an option, and truth be told I always use the doored stall regardless! Urinals suck.

    So I get a 120/60, by my own calculations.
     
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    I work with 'bathroom talkers' and I hate it. I can't usually do the deed even if another person is in the room. :(
     
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    40 out of 60

    If there is even one person using one of the urinals, I opt for the stall. Like D, I too am pee-shy.
     
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    Shy bladder huh?? :eek: j/k
     
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    It's true - urinals w/o dividers between scare me. Seriously. :( heh
     
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    I scored the same as you....

    I would say always use a stall. I guess Im just a private person.
     

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