SUV w/ diamond & gold gauges, whale penis leather interior, bulletproo...wait, what?

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    $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather - russian cars - Jalopnik

     
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    Ok, sorry. Just did the math here, and its possible to actually profit from this vehicle.

    Three bottle of RussoBaltique Vodka, each bottle is $1.3million each, so you get $3.9M worth of vodka, for purchasing a $1.5M vehicle. So sell the vodka at Only $1M each (undercutting the market by $300,000 per bottle) and clear a profit of $1.5M and own the vehicle.
     
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    A Russian SUV with a GM engine... :eusa_eh:
     
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    back up the fucking short bus here, whale penis leather?

    million dollar vodka?

    i am not sure which is more shocking!
     
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    I did a double take too.
     
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    Wonder what happens when you vacuum it...
     
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    you know i am trying not to think about the whale penis interior .....
     
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    You know how they harvest it?

    They use four-skin divers!!



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    ba-da-dum.
     
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    Divecon......?
     

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