Students contaminate teachers food, bodily fluids

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    Olentangy middle school students allegedly put urine, semen into food served to teachers

    It appears urine and semen were in the teachers omelettes (or whatever it was they ate).

    Now of course there will be no REAL charges and penalties, they DO have their whole lives ahead of themselves, blah blah blah, I'll be highly surprised if I hear anything other than "probation and counseling".
     
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    Change the name of the town to omeletangy.
     
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    When I was in school a student tried putting acid in a teacher's coffee, and was charged with attempted murder. Lucky teacher. I always have to pay for acid.
     
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    The contamination was discovered when the creepy teacher who's always masturbating under his desk said, "Something tastes familiar."
     
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    The town is Powell, Ohio, dimwit. Not Olentangy.
     
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    damn. Shoulda used cyanide. Acid never killed anyone unless they tried to fly of a ferris wheel
     
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    Not for long batman !
    And the highway sign will well Welcum.
    Our students are a special treat to meat.
     
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    Stop being a joke stomping queer. :mad:
     
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    Standing up for your husband? That's commendable.
     
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    I could see counseling and therapy for that entire school, including parents.

    To heal the trauma from this incident, I would highly recommend bringing in the program
    for "Rachel's Challenge" that has totally transformed school cultures to end bullying and abuse.

    www.rachelschallenge.org
     

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