Hey Lakhota, how old were you when you decided you like shoving assorted things up your ass, did you feel you were a homosexual then or what. I guess all that science you love to parade out neglected to mention what a bad idea it is to shove anything up your ass......you see, the muscles surrounding your anus are designed to keep it shut so you don't have anything embarrassing running down your leg at Whole Foods. Your lifestyle is against science.