DrLove
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WASHINGTONâFollowing immediately on the heels of his hearing before the House Judiciary and Oversight committees, FBI agent Peter Strzok was again summoned to testify before Congress Thursday about texts calling Trey Gowdy a âpissy little shithead.â
âNow what exactly did you mean when you said Trey Gowdy was a âdickless fuck-weasel who couldnât investigate his way out of a goddamn paper bagâ?â asked Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte during an oftentimes heated exchange in which Strzok defended sending numerous text messages to former FBI attorney Lisa Page that referred to the Republican Congressman from South Carolina as a âslavering, knuckle-dragging dipshit.â
âMr. Strzok, I have a message here from today at 11:45 a.m. in which you call Representative Gowdy a âreprobate fuckface whose biggest claim to fame is pissing away $8 million of taxpayer money for a dumbass, partisan circle-jerk,â suggesting that this level of bias existed from the earliest stages of this morningâs questions.
There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a âpointless fuckwadâ and a âmoronic scumbagâ that I would like submitted for the record.â At press time, Goodlatte had called for Strzok to be held in contempt for refusing to answer questions about how far he believed Gowdyâs head was up his own ass.
âNow what exactly did you mean when you said Trey Gowdy was a âdickless fuck-weasel who couldnât investigate his way out of a goddamn paper bagâ?â asked Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte during an oftentimes heated exchange in which Strzok defended sending numerous text messages to former FBI attorney Lisa Page that referred to the Republican Congressman from South Carolina as a âslavering, knuckle-dragging dipshit.â
âMr. Strzok, I have a message here from today at 11:45 a.m. in which you call Representative Gowdy a âreprobate fuckface whose biggest claim to fame is pissing away $8 million of taxpayer money for a dumbass, partisan circle-jerk,â suggesting that this level of bias existed from the earliest stages of this morningâs questions.
There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a âpointless fuckwadâ and a âmoronic scumbagâ that I would like submitted for the record.â At press time, Goodlatte had called for Strzok to be held in contempt for refusing to answer questions about how far he believed Gowdyâs head was up his own ass.
https://politics.theonion.com/peter-strzok-summoned-before-congress-again-for-texts-c-1827552946
