Somebody tell a joke ....

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    or do something that will brighten Granny's state of mind. I dragged out my Christmas tree Saturday, put it together Sunday, and put on some lights. I am just SOOOO not into Christmas decorating this year and I don't know why. I just keep dreading and procrastinating doing anything else.
     
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    Got any vodka? It's not just for breakfast any more.
     
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    Two of my all time favorites:

    Q) What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic?

    A) Somebody who sits around all day wondering if there is a Dog.

    and

    Q) What do you get when you cross a Mafia Godfather with a postmodernist?

    A) Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

    Badabing.
     
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    Somebody tell a joke ....

    There were these two politicians.
     
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    A joke?

    George W. Bush.
     
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    a joke;


    sarah palin as president
     
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    Turn off all the lights at night except the tree lights, turn off the TV, put on some classic Christmas music, pour yourself a stiff drink and reminisce. Works for me every year.
     
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    What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?









    You gonna eat that?
     
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