SNL Cold Open: Trump Trims the Tree!

[DrLove]

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Democrats think SNL is a documentary.

 

[DrLove]

Democrats think SNL is a documentary.

No, we think it is satire. Tipsy no understandy the satire

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Democrats think SNL is a documentary.

No, we think it is satire. Tipsy no understandy the satire

Trying to wiggle out now are we?

 

[DrLove]

Democrats think SNL is a documentary.

No, we think it is satire. Tipsy no understandy the satire

Trying to wiggle out now are we?

Wiggle out of what? Your claim was that Democrats think SNL is a documentary.
That was funny, but dumb

 

[IsaacNewton]

Baron, where's Baron? And who in hell gives a baby a name like Baron? Why not just call him Jeeves! Or Crone.

 

[OldLady]

Baron, where's Baron? And who in hell gives a baby a name like Baron? Why not just call him Jeeves! Or Crone.

No one dares mention Baron, who bears the name his mama gave him to represent his place in line as an heir to the throne.
But he won't smile, like the princess in all the old fairy tales, so they are keeping him locked in the tower until someone finds the key to the child's happiness -- or the cure for his churlishness, whichever.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Reign, Saint, Baron, King, all popular now. Used to be names we gave our pets..

 

[Pogo]

Democrats think SNL is a documentary.

Member when Rump was whining that SNL was rigging the election?

 

[Pogo]

Baron, where's Baron? And who in hell gives a baby a name like Baron? Why not just call him Jeeves! Or Crone.

He's named after John Baron.

The alternative was to name him "Miller". But that sounded too much like a weak-ass beer.

 

[DrLove]

Baron, where's Baron? And who in hell gives a baby a name like Baron? Why not just call him Jeeves! Or Crone.

Maybe Royce, Digby, or Orson?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Anyone else notice that other than the opening and Weekend Update, there were very few references to Trump?

Maybe that was SNL's present to Trump.

 

[DrLove]

Anyone else notice that other than the opening and Weekend Update, there were very few references to Trump?

Maybe that was SNL's present to Trump.

Yeah - but of course the Cold Open and Weekend Update tend to be the longest sketches.

Foo Fighters were really good last night and dammit I missed 'em in Boise last week!

 

[Pogo]

Anyone else notice that other than the opening and Weekend Update, there were very few references to Trump?

Maybe that was SNL's present to Trump.

I think that's the regular pattern isn't it?

 

[Pogo]

That Sarah Sanders actress needs to learn how to put on a permanent scowl. The real Sanders has never smiled.

I think a stagehand should pop a rotten onion into her mouth just before she goes onstage. That oughta give the desired effect.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Baron, where's Baron? And who in hell gives a baby a name like Baron? Why not just call him Jeeves! Or Crone.

Maybe Royce, Digby, or Orson?

Stratford, Philbert, Prince, Alexander, Frederick (of Froderick if you last name is Fraunkensteen).

 

[DrLove]

Stratford, Philbert, Prince, Alexander, Frederick (of Froderick if you last name is Fraunkensteen).

Like my friend OldLady says - Barron'll work if we can just see the kid smile for once.
The dang silver spoon kid looks entirely miserable, but hey ...
Donald Trump is his Dad

 

[Pogo]

Stratford, Philbert, Prince, Alexander, Frederick (of Froderick if you last name is Fraunkensteen).

Like my friend OldLady says - Barron'll work if we can just see the kid smile for once.
The dang silver spoon kid looks entirely miserable, but hey ...
Donald Trump is his Dad

C'mon -- would you be smiling in that position? I'd be planning an escape route.

 

[DrLove]

That Sarah Sanders actress needs to learn how to put on a permanent scowl. The real Sanders has never smiled.

I think a stagehand should pop a rotten onion into her mouth just before she goes onstage. That oughta give the desired effect.

Agreed, the perma-scowl is not a particularly good look
When you think about the plight of both Barron and Sarah Huck, the perma-scowl is kind of understandable.
If Donald Trump or Mike Huckabee were my father, I'd scowl too!

 

[DrLove]

C'mon -- would you be smiling in that position? I'd be planning an escape route.

I'd probably tolerate it long enough to know that my trust fund was all set up ..
Then do the fandango!