- Sep 22, 2013
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After 9/11, our tone of sanity and courage regarding travel and transit has been somewhat shaken, and more and more people are drawn to movies about airline terror/terrorism such as Skyjacked, Airport 1975, and Sully.
So here's a comic-stylized parody (allusion to G.I. Joe comics) parody promoting peace, inspired by the comedic spoof film Airplane! (starring the great Robert Hayes).
I'm signing off,
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The great Joe-Cobra War was finally over, so U.S. President Donald Trump commissioned a special travel-tourism flight for the Joes and Cobras to Amsterdam and Geneva (for a vacation!) to promote peace between the two sides. The Joes on board included leader Duke, female-soldier Scarlett, and ninja-assassin Snake-Eyes. The Cobras on board included Cobra Commander, Storm-Shadow, and the dangerous but beautiful Baroness. While en-route to Amsterdam, the Joes started complaining...
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Soon, all hell broke loose. Snake-Eyes jumped up and grabbed the pilot and tied him up and took over as the airplane pilot! Meanwhile Duke and Scarlett seized control of the airplane with their hidden machine-guns. The Cobras realized the Joes had simply 'snapped' and were suddenly the terrorists, putting the Cobras in the 'awkward' position of 'democracy-defenders.' Baroness whispered in Storm-Shadow's ear and suggested they try to depose Duke and Scarlett while Cobra Commander dealt with Snake-Eyes. The Cobras were suddenly the patriots...
By the time the airplane landed in Amsterdam, sanity had been restored. You see, Baroness wrestled and tied up Scarlett, while Storm-Shadow handcuffed Duke (after disarming them). The Joes were obviously out of their minds, making it easier for the Cobras to bring the plane down. Cobra Commander had a trickier time dealing with Snake-Eyes, since the wily Joe assassin was wielding mace in his pocket, but Cobra Commander put his arms around Snake-Eyes head (threatening to break his neck!). President's Trump's ambassadors greeted the Joes and Cobras in Amsterdam, and when one asked Duke how the flight went, Duke replied (with a funny grin), "It was a bit claustrophobic, but the Baroness ended up being a first-rate stewardess!" It looked liked peace was truly possible. President Trump now only had to worry about ISIS (the pestering fundamentalist Muslim terrorist group).
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So here's a comic-stylized parody (allusion to G.I. Joe comics) parody promoting peace, inspired by the comedic spoof film Airplane! (starring the great Robert Hayes).
I'm signing off,
====
The great Joe-Cobra War was finally over, so U.S. President Donald Trump commissioned a special travel-tourism flight for the Joes and Cobras to Amsterdam and Geneva (for a vacation!) to promote peace between the two sides. The Joes on board included leader Duke, female-soldier Scarlett, and ninja-assassin Snake-Eyes. The Cobras on board included Cobra Commander, Storm-Shadow, and the dangerous but beautiful Baroness. While en-route to Amsterdam, the Joes started complaining...
Soon, all hell broke loose. Snake-Eyes jumped up and grabbed the pilot and tied him up and took over as the airplane pilot! Meanwhile Duke and Scarlett seized control of the airplane with their hidden machine-guns. The Cobras realized the Joes had simply 'snapped' and were suddenly the terrorists, putting the Cobras in the 'awkward' position of 'democracy-defenders.' Baroness whispered in Storm-Shadow's ear and suggested they try to depose Duke and Scarlett while Cobra Commander dealt with Snake-Eyes. The Cobras were suddenly the patriots...
By the time the airplane landed in Amsterdam, sanity had been restored. You see, Baroness wrestled and tied up Scarlett, while Storm-Shadow handcuffed Duke (after disarming them). The Joes were obviously out of their minds, making it easier for the Cobras to bring the plane down. Cobra Commander had a trickier time dealing with Snake-Eyes, since the wily Joe assassin was wielding mace in his pocket, but Cobra Commander put his arms around Snake-Eyes head (threatening to break his neck!). President's Trump's ambassadors greeted the Joes and Cobras in Amsterdam, and when one asked Duke how the flight went, Duke replied (with a funny grin), "It was a bit claustrophobic, but the Baroness ended up being a first-rate stewardess!" It looked liked peace was truly possible. President Trump now only had to worry about ISIS (the pestering fundamentalist Muslim terrorist group).
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