sholifter steals over 125,000 form 26 stores in minnesota

[horselightning]

Flash mobs took over Black Friday. But one shoplifter is a bigger problem for Minnesota retailers.

5 INVESTIGATES reviewed theft reports from 30 Target and Best Buy locations across the metro over the past two years. Police and court records reveal one Minneapolis man alone, Angelo Wagner, Jr., is suspected of stealing more than $125,000 worth of merchandise.

kstp.com

this black man still wanted. black friday might drag him out. this trash needs to go to jail.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

If he is going to work that hard at stealing, he should just get a job.

 

[horselightning]

If he is going to work that hard at stealing, he should just get a job.

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[skye]

Talking about shoplifters...



The Babylon Bee



San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting done Early


"Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!" said Mayor Breed. "We are encouraging all residents to begin shoplifting for Christmas before everything, including the stores themselves, are shuttered and gone!"


Though typically last-minute shoplifters, local couple Jared and Stacey Adams said they would be committing grand larceny much earlier this year. "I waited until Christmas Eve last year and every store in the city had been cleared out and turned into safe injection sites for hobos," said Mr. Adams. "This year, I'm going out with my crowbar the moment Thanksgiving dinner is over. Gosh, it seems like the season for knocking over Apple Stores gets earlier every year, doesn't it?"

 

[horselightning]

Talking about shoplifters...



The Babylon Bee



San Francisco Mayor Reminds Everyone To Get Their Christmas Shoplifting done Early


"Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!" said Mayor Breed. "We are encouraging all residents to begin shoplifting for Christmas before everything, including the stores themselves, are shuttered and gone!"


Though typically last-minute shoplifters, local couple Jared and Stacey Adams said they would be committing grand larceny much earlier this year. "I waited until Christmas Eve last year and every store in the city had been cleared out and turned into safe injection sites for hobos," said Mr. Adams. "This year, I'm going out with my crowbar the moment Thanksgiving dinner is over. Gosh, it seems like the season for knocking over Apple Stores gets earlier every year, doesn't it?"


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