Sharpton and Schultz Hard News

[dannyboys]

The new boss at MSNBC must have sent the talking heads a memo: "Starting today you all WILL read Hard News copy provided you at the start of your shows. Obviously no one but negroes and radical unemployed Liberals are watching your shows and even they are bored with your constant GOP bashing. Our ratings aren't just down. We HAVE NO FUCKING RATINGS!"
It's been hilarious to watch Sharpton and Schulz et al gawk at the teleprompter and read news copy about the latest sinkhole in LA.
These radical GOP 'haters are 'a bottle a day' GOP haters. Now just look at them? They are now 'just dry-drunks' deeply upset they don't get their daily bottle.
You can see it in their faces.

 

[Roadrunner]

The new boss at MSNBC must have sent the talking heads a memo: "Starting today you all WILL read Hard News copy provided you at the start of your shows. Obviously no one but negroes and radical unemployed Liberals are watching your shows and even they are bored with your constant GOP bashing. Our ratings aren't just down. We HAVE NO FUCKING RATINGS!"
It's been hilarious to watch Sharpton and Schulz et al gawk at the teleprompter and read news copy about the latest sinkhole in LA.
These radical GOP 'haters are 'a bottle a day' GOP haters. Now just look at them? They are now 'just dry-drunks' deeply upset they don't get their daily bottle.
You can see it in their faces.

I'll take your word, I wouldn't turn on MSNBC to witness it for all the farms in Cuba.

 

[Sonny Clark]

The new boss at MSNBC must have sent the talking heads a memo: "Starting today you all WILL read Hard News copy provided you at the start of your shows. Obviously no one but negroes and radical unemployed Liberals are watching your shows and even they are bored with your constant GOP bashing. Our ratings aren't just down. We HAVE NO FUCKING RATINGS!"
It's been hilarious to watch Sharpton and Schulz et al gawk at the teleprompter and read news copy about the latest sinkhole in LA.
These radical GOP 'haters are 'a bottle a day' GOP haters. Now just look at them? They are now 'just dry-drunks' deeply upset they don't get their daily bottle.
You can see it in their faces.

In other news, Mrs. Willingham was rear-ended on Elm Street just before 7:00 PM. When asked by the reporter on scene, "can you tell us what happened"? Mrs. Willingham responded by saying that she got "rear-ended". Showing his quick wit and obviously playing to the camera, the reporter asked Mrs. Willingham if she was bent over, or on all-fours when it happened. Needless to say, the reporter is now unemployed. Mrs. Willingham is doing fine, but has a little trouble walking.

In sports news, two jockeys were thrown from their mounts during the fifth race at Shanoock Downs this past Saturday. No charges have been filed, but both have retained lawyers. It seems neither horse realized what had happened until after crossing the finish line 1st and 2nd, and another jockey pointed and said, "no mount, no count".

In weather news, mostly dry except patches of rain, hot and ................ well, you know the pattern this time of year.