Senior Texting Codes

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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

    > ATD: At The Doctor's
    > BFF: Best Friend Farted
    > BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    > BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    > CBM: Covered By Medicare
    > CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    > DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    > FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    > FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    > FYI: Found Your Insulin
    > GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    > GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    > HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    > IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    > LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    > LOL: Living On Lipitor
    > OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    > OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    > ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    > SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    > TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    > WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    > WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    > WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    > WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
     
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    :lol: @ CGU (can't get up)
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