Screening Mammograms

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    Ladies over 40...

    Have you been receiving an annual screening mammogram?
     
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    Ladies... Please be advised that I do breast exams in my garage on the weekends. I only charge $20.00 but some of the lucky ones don't have to pay at all!!! No appointment is needed and you can come as you are...
     
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    You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them. :evil:

    Nice avatar addition, smartass.:D
     
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    BBD: I am a trained professional when it comes to examining breasts...so let me give you a word of advice.

    If you suck the nipple, they'll know you are a fraud.
     
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    Yeah, but they have to get prostate exams ...
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Xotoxi, instead of leaping feet first into UHC would you be on board for a panel of screening guaranteed to every American each year? Mammograms and prostate exams and such?
     
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    I've got quite a few years of breast exam experience. For you ladies that are a bit shy, we can do this exam in the dark if you wish...
     
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    The very first thing I do when I go see a new doctor is to check out the size of his fingers...:eek:
     
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