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That probably goes without saying. Who else says if she wasn't my kid I'd bang her, or I'm not sure if my baby (out of wedlock) daughter will have tits like her mother?May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.
“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.
But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.
“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”
She added:
“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.
Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”
Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.
“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.
Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”
Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant
Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.
Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton
Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.
Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.
I hear there is a special treat planned for the debates. Hillary's people are talking to the guy that ghost wrote "The Art of the Deal" for Trump, and to psychologists to determine the best way to ring his bells. We might get to see a meltdown of biblical proportions.
Loose cannon? That cannon is a fucking cyborg on a mission to gobsmack. He makes Palin look thoughtful and reserved!