Women can change any rule at any time, and then men WILL keep up, so long as you have a sandwich perched on top of a beer in one hand, and a lacy negligee in the other.
Here I was thinking you were going to say .. a sandwich perched on top of a beer can in one hand, and the remote in the other. LOL
Nope.. If they've got food, and even the slightest hint of sex, they'll throw the remote out the window themselves.
Not if the Colts are playing the Patriots.
edit:
The might not get up, but they will still let you give them head.