Lumpy 1
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- Jun 19, 2009
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First of all... you'll notice I didn't write these..
I merely posted them for your amusement and disdain... &..
(You'll notice most are missing.. go to the link for the rest..)
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Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew...... (I'm innocent I tell Ya..!)
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have too many shoes.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
27. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
29. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
30. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.
31. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
35. Foreign film are best left to foreigners.
36. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew
I merely posted them for your amusement and disdain... &..
(You'll notice most are missing.. go to the link for the rest..)
---------------------------------------------------------
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew...... (I'm innocent I tell Ya..!)
Author unknown
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have too many shoes.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
27. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
29. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
30. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.
31. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
35. Foreign film are best left to foreigners.
36. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew