Research on Women's Orgasms

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    I was reading MSN.com and saw a study showing how researchers have divided up women's orgasm types into three categories.

    First the 'Positive Orgasm'

    "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yess!!!!!!!!!!! OH YESSS!!!!! OHHHH YESSS!!!!"

    Then the 'Negative Orgasm'

    "OH my!! Noooo oh-nooo....ooooohhhhh nooooo!"

    And of course, the fake orgasm

    "OH CLAY!!! OH MY GAWD CLAY!! YES!! OH CLAY!!!!"
     
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    Who the hell is Clay? and what the hell is he doing in any woman's orgasm?
     
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    The ClayTaurus

    ;)
     
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    Oh *THAT* Clay; he's the guy who designs belly buttons (his profile says he is a naval architect!).
     
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    hey i resemble that remark.............

    clay
     
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    And then there's the Darin-gasm.

    (say it listlessly) "Are you done yet?" ;)
     
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    Hmmm.... I thought the Daringasm was "Beige...I think I will paint the walls beige." Not that I have any idea who Darin is and why the hell he would be in any woman's orgasmic thoughts.
     
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    Good question :thup:
     
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    Something about the words Clay, Darin and Orgasm in the same thought process just seems so very, very wrong.
     
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    And yet they're in your head so very, very often. It's ok. We both understand. Freak.
     

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