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    Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of
    The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
    The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

    "Nice pigs, sir." The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are
    authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State
    Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

    The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,
    "Excellent trade, sir."
     
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    I must spread rep.
     
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    did he put lipstick on them?
     
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    LOL Might have.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPyo_MxRfeo]YouTube - Sea Gull Epic Win[/ame]
     
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    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    ' I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
    ' I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.
    ' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    ' I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.
    ' I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.
    ' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

    ' I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.
    ' I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy
    ' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy

    ' Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,'

    But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'


    (You're gonna hate me for this....)



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    The third piggy says -

    'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
     
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    Oye...
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Farting Squirrel commercial A Fresh Air Explosion[/ame]
     
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    Marriage is like a deck of cards....................

    In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end..............

    you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade.....
     
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    Your Email inbox was full of it this morning?
     

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