Put down that pistachio!

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    I'll take the pistachios. Salmonella wouldn't keep me from those delicious, salty treats.
     
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    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

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    shit i ate a whole 1 lb bag last week......must have built up a tollerance......
     
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    Some guy walked into the office last week wrapped only in cellophane. I said, "I can see you're nuts."

    (Oldie but goodie.)
     
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    I'll buy the "oldie" part.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    Looks like somebody had best start restaffing the FDA.

    You remember the Food and Drug aAdministration don't ya?

    That's one of those unconsitutional departments our government used to staff to protect us from food born contaminants until the supply side became more important to our masters than our food supply
     
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    DavidS Anti-Tea Party Member

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    This is what you get when you buy your food from cheap Mexican labor workers who take a shit in the same field you serve dinner to your family to every night.
     
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    David that was wonderfully incoherent.
     
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    Luissa Annoying Customer Supporting Member

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    I have some right now! Great!
    This is also why I have not given my son nuts of any kind yet!
     

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