Puns from the other side

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    Q: What do you get when you cross a movie star with Velveeta?
    A: Micky Rooney and cheese

    Q: Did you hear about the olympic athlete that became a podiatrist?
    A: He used to know the thrill of victory, now he knows the agont of da' feet!

    Q: What's the difference between a tavern and elephant flatulence?
    A: One's a bar room and the other is a barrooooom!

    Q: Did you hear about the Italian mime?
    A: He had no hands
     
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    I dont get the last one. :dunno:
     
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    You have much to learn, young cricket. Italians are known for lots of hand gestures when talking. It's a cultural thing. Not bad of course, just one that people notice in a certain ethnic group. Like red hair on an Irishman.
     
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    Problem is i dont see how its a pun.
     
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    He's Itallian....
    Itallians talk with their hands....
    He has no hands, therfore he can't talk.
     
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    Not Italian but I talk with my hands. My husband wanted to do a test so he asked me to sit on my hands. I did and couldn't even carry on a conversation with him, LOL!!
     

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