Pregnant Jewish Girl

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by beretta304, Oct 9, 2012.

  1. beretta304
    Offline

    beretta304 BANNED

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,664
    Thanks Received:
    73
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    A Saner Place
    Ratings:
    +73
    PREGNANT JEWISH GIRL

    A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!!"

    Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

    Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

    I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

    "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account."

    "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."


    "However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you suggest?"
    All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

    "So, you'll try again."
     
  2. Two Thumbs
    Offline

    Two Thumbs Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2010
    Messages:
    33,450
    Thanks Received:
    5,786
    Trophy Points:
    1,140
    Location:
    Where ever I go, there I am.
    Ratings:
    +11,589
    :lol:
     
  3. Sunni Man
    Offline

    Sunni Man Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2008
    Messages:
    40,001
    Thanks Received:
    5,328
    Trophy Points:
    1,860
    Location:
    Patriotic American Muslim
    Ratings:
    +12,444
    That was anti-semitic!!

    Or was it??

    :dunno:
     
  4. Noomi
    Offline

    Noomi Ninja Kicker Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2012
    Messages:
    18,121
    Thanks Received:
    3,479
    Trophy Points:
    255
    Location:
    Australia
    Ratings:
    +3,878
    Lol.
     

Share This Page