Political joke from National Review

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    Kerry and Edwards are at McDonald's, doing some campaigning. An employee, in her excitement, spills some coffee on Kerry's hand. Edwards wants to sue - but Kerry wants to write it up for his fourth Purple Heart
     
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    Brilliant. The funny thing is, they'll do both. Kerry will say he was caused undo anguish and sue, plus he'll push it through a for a purple heart and say he was receiving enemy fire from behind the counter.
     
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    Then say Bush was behind the whole thing while desperatley trying to get John McCain to kiss it and make it better.
     

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