Plotting WW III

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    President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

    A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

    The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time and one blonde with big tits."

    The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

    Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".
     
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    funny, but ABP...already been posted
     

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