Pickle Slicer

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    Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory, and for many years had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help.

    >>> After six months, his therapist gave up, and advised Yossel to go
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    >>> ahead and do it or he would probably never have peace of mind.

    >>> The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became
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    >>> alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully
    >>> confessed
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    >>> his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

    >>> He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and
    >>> was immediately fired from his job.

    >>> Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
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    >>> pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
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    >>> She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle
    >>> slicer?"
    >>>
    .....Yossel tearfully replied, "I think she got fired, too."
     
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    Boy, I must be ill.. I had to read it twice just to get it. :rolleyes: :)

    (That means it was bad). :tng:
     
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    I'm known for my groaners------guess now the pickle slicer is too :)
     

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