Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory, and for many years had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help. >>> After six months, his therapist gave up, and advised Yossel to go >>> >>> ahead and do it or he would probably never have peace of mind. >>> The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became >>> >>> alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully >>> confessed >>> >>> his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. >>> He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and >>> was immediately fired from his job. >>> Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his >>> >>> pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. >>> >>> She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle >>> slicer?" >>> .....Yossel tearfully replied, "I think she got fired, too."