Pathway to Citizenship

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    The new Democratic Party, Obama pathway to American citizenship.

    1)Commit act of terror against the United States anywhere in the world.

    2)Get caught

    3)Come under control of Erik Holder, Attorney General/Justice Department

    4)Accept title of enemy combatant, receive personal lawyer, all rights of citizenship

    5)Receive 3 square meals a day, several perks and stay at resort like community

    6)Make request as required for comfort while awaiting trial
     
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    You forgot to mention "getting wined and dined by tons of lawyers all willing to prove the US government was the guilty party"
    then there's the book and movie deal. then you get to network with your terrorist buddies, and plan more terror attacks after the chumps let you go for lack of evidence, or mistreatment by those hateful Navy Seals.
     
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    Your correct Sir, there is that...:eusa_eh:
     

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