Paper Scissors Rock

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    I understand how scissors can beat paper…and I get how rock can
    beat scissors…but there’s no way paper can beat rock!!!
    Paper is supposed to be magically wrapped around rock leaving it
    immobile??
    Why can’t paper do this to scissors??
    Screw scissors…why can’t paper do this to people?
    Why aren’t college-ruled notebook paper sheets constantly
    suffocating students as they attempt to take class notes?
    I’ll tell you why: ‘cause paper can’t beat anybody!
    A rock would tear it up in two seconds!
    When I play paper-rock-scissors I always choose rock.
    Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their
    paper, I can punch them in the face with my already-clenched
    fist, and say ‘oh, sorry, I thought paper would protect you!’
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    Let's play chess...
     
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    :lol:
    I play 'dynamite'
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    After all it began in the ancient kingdom.
     
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    Sooooo......you're thinkin ' that the Chinese set us up by tricking us into believing that paper could beat rocks and scissors....
    hmmmmmmm...........


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    So...an Iranian game!!??

    I see where your loyalties lay.
     
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    NE Patriots are like the rock.

    NY Giants are the paper.

    In a couple of hours they will be shredded paper. :eusa_angel:
     
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    Oh, yeah???

    Nine to three right now....

    ....should I wear my red and blue pumps to the big parade, or
    the sweatshirt with the NY logo....??

    Decisions, decisions.....
     

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