Pain = Weight loss: The Tongue Patch Diet

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They say, "No pain, no gain," but a new weight-loss method turns that old saying on its head.

Marlene Beltran weighed 169 pounds because, she told ABC News' Cecilia Vega, of her out-of-control appetite.

"I'm willing to do anything at this point," Beltran said. "I'm so desperate to lose the weight."

Lysander Lanuza was 200 pounds of all-you-can-eat.

"I love eating everything," she said. "American food, Filipino food, Korean. ... It's heaven."

These two women were about to have a hard plastic mesh sewn onto their tongues that would inflict pain if they tried to eat any solid food. Their goal was to lose 20 pounds in one month. Beltran wanted to begin dating. Lanuza had a bikini and a trip to Hawaii planned.

Cosmetic surgeon Dr. Nikolas Chugay, of Long Beach, Calif., introduced the procedure in the U.S. four years ago after seeing it in Latin America.

Chugay said Lanuza was his 81st patient. One clinic in Caracas, Venezuela, said it had stitched patches on more than 800 tongues.

Asked if sewing a foreign object into somebody's mouth was healthy, Chugay said, "Well, it's not unhealthy."

Pain = Weight Loss: The Tongue Patch Diet - ABC News
 
Ummm...I'll just stick with Weight Watcher's. : )

I'll bet everyone who does this tongue patch thing gains the weight they lose back in record time.
 
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Over-eating is usually a mental disease.

That's why physical solutions (diets and so forth) seldom last.

Change your mind, you body will follow.
 
Some people have to learn how to eat properly. They were raised with poor eating habits, lots of fast food, sugar and fat. They think it's normal to eat like that. They have no concept of the calorie-counts of different foods, let alone the fat and sugar contents.

That's why some people say, "I don't understand why I'm fat, I don't eat much at all!"

They just THINK they're not eating much at all. : )
 
There's nothing wrong with the food you eat, the FDA has approved all of it.

Only your Genetics can make you fat so the only thing you can do is go to an ObamaCare Doctor who will then prescribe expensive drug therapies or perform painful surgeries.
 
Yeah...I'm not seeing why you can't go on a strict liquid (800 cal a day) diet for 30 days without the patch. Or do the 45 min a day work out. Especially if you are at the point of being motivated enough to torture yourself.

People are just strange.
 
You don't think 800 is kinda' severe? 2000 is more like it. Or don't count ANY calories at all and lose 40lbs in 5 months like I did.
 
You don't think 800 is kinda' severe? 2000 is more like it. Or don't count ANY calories at all and lose 40lbs in 5 months like I did.

Yes I do. That was just the cal intake they quoted in the article. I think the most I have limited myself to during a diet was 1000 -1200.
 
Ya gotta be careful `bout losin' weight...

I lost some weight when I went to the hospital an' dey took m' gizzerd out...

... after I was home a couple o' weeks, I decided to go to the mall...

... I fergot I'd lost so much weight an' den my boxer shorts fell down `round m' knees...

... inside m' trousers.

So I had to take lil' bitty steps to get to the bathroom...

... where I could pull my boxer shorts back up...

... peoples was lookin' at me funny an' lil' kids was a-pointin' an' laughin'...

... it was embarassin'.

An' den when I got to the bathroom, I didn't have a quarter fer the stall!...

... I started askin' people fer a quarter an' den the mall manager came in...

... an' said I couldn't solicit inna mall an' said I had to leave...

... so I had to take lil' bitty steps to get back to m' car so's I could leave an' come home...

... it was embarassin'.
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Ya gotta be careful `bout losin' weight...

I lost some weight when I went to the hospital an' dey took m' gizzerd out...

... after I was home a couple o' weeks, I decided to go to the mall...

... I fergot I'd lost so much weight an' den my boxer shorts fell down `round m' knees...

... inside m' trousers.

So I had to take lil' bitty steps to get to the bathroom...

... where I could pull my boxer shorts back up...

... peoples was lookin' at me funny an' lil' kids was a-pointin' an' laughin'...

... it was embarassin'.

An' den when I got to the bathroom, I didn't have a quarter fer the stall!...

... I started askin' people fer a quarter an' den the mall manager came in...

... an' said I couldn't solicit inna mall an' said I had to leave...

... so I had to take lil' bitty steps to get back to m' car so's I could leave an' come home...

... it was embarassin'.
:eusa_shifty:

OMG, that's funny!! Lil' bitty steps! ROFL

Oh, thanks so much for the laugh, waltky! Did that really happen to you? That is so funny, I could just picture it. Great story! : )
 
Ya gotta be careful `bout losin' weight...

I lost some weight when I went to the hospital an' dey took m' gizzerd out...

... after I was home a couple o' weeks, I decided to go to the mall...

... I fergot I'd lost so much weight an' den my boxer shorts fell down `round m' knees...

... inside m' trousers.

So I had to take lil' bitty steps to get to the bathroom...

... where I could pull my boxer shorts back up...

... peoples was lookin' at me funny an' lil' kids was a-pointin' an' laughin'...

... it was embarassin'.

An' den when I got to the bathroom, I didn't have a quarter fer the stall!...

... I started askin' people fer a quarter an' den the mall manager came in...

... an' said I couldn't solicit inna mall an' said I had to leave...

... so I had to take lil' bitty steps to get back to m' car so's I could leave an' come home...

... it was embarassin'.
:eusa_shifty:


A Quarter? :eusa_eh:
 
There's nothing wrong with the food you eat, the FDA has approved all of it.

Only your Genetics can make you fat so the only thing you can do is go to an ObamaCare Doctor who will then prescribe expensive drug therapies or perform painful surgeries.

I suspect you are correct that your FREE SOCIALIST EMTALA trips to the emergency room won't get this surgery for you. Sorry, Rs, you'll have to PAY for your own insurance - for a change.

BUT, if you pay for your insurance coverage and if that coverage includes that surgery, you have every right to it.

But, I prefer my way - healthy, vegetarian food, nothing out of a box or a fat food joint and I push myself away from the table.
 
Ya gotta be careful `bout losin' weight...

I lost some weight when I went to the hospital an' dey took m' gizzerd out...

... after I was home a couple o' weeks, I decided to go to the mall...

... I fergot I'd lost so much weight an' den my boxer shorts fell down `round m' knees...

... inside m' trousers.

So I had to take lil' bitty steps to get to the bathroom...

... where I could pull my boxer shorts back up...

... peoples was lookin' at me funny an' lil' kids was a-pointin' an' laughin'...

... it was embarassin'.

An' den when I got to the bathroom, I didn't have a quarter fer the stall!...

... I started askin' people fer a quarter an' den the mall manager came in...

... an' said I couldn't solicit inna mall an' said I had to leave...

... so I had to take lil' bitty steps to get back to m' car so's I could leave an' come home...

... it was embarassin'.
:eusa_shifty:

a quarter fer the stall???

Damn. If you can remember that, you're even older than me!
 
I just read waltky's story again and it's got me laughing out loud...AGAIN! : ) Lil' bitty steps. ROFLMAO!
 

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