One Way A Senior Fights Boredom

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Eightball, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. Eightball
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    Working people frquently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

    When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?".

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a name, and he glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a bumper sticker on it, "Elect John Kerry".

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

    It's important at our age.

    lol

    Regards, Eightball

    "When we worship intellect, we defecate on wisdom."
     
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    Old internet joke.
     

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